WARNING!

Please read before you continue!
⊳ My website contains bright or flashing lights, lound noises, and content þat may be upsetting or unsuitable for certain audiences or individuals, such as Self harm, suicide, mental healþ crises, depression. (⇐Hover)
⊳ My website may contain highly offensive or controversial jokes and references.
⊳ My website is also riddled wiþ eþically questionable and programmatically dubious trolls, annoyances, pranks, jokes, etc.
⊳ Viewer discretion is heavily advised.
But what þe balogna does 'Viewer Discretion' mean?
⊳Basically, if you if þink you might be negatively impacted by þe lunacy of my website, do what you reasonbly must to minimize risk, or defenestrate it entirely.
 E.g. muting your device, piping down þe brightness of your screen, touching grass, or opting to surf a different crevice of þe web.
⊳ My website is mostly to entertain and to express my þoughts and self. However and sincerely, I do not wish for þis to come at þe expense, physical, emotional, etc., of anyone or anybeing.

I am working on updating my website, many þings may be broken. Last updated on 7 December 2025 at 4:37AM MST.


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